In an attempt to pull it together (it being the perverbial "it" of life, love and why are we all here?) I've come up with a list of don'ts that I am currently dabbling in that are not making the pulling-it-together process much easier. Without further adieu, do not under any circumstances undertake the following:
1. Listen to the playlist entitled "Criers" and if you must listen to it, DO NOT INDULGE AT WORK!
2. Do not utter words like "I love you" or "I miss you" under your breath to no one in particular.
3. Do not check facebook more than twice in any given afternoon.
4. Do not start another painting until the Elton John one is finished.
5. Do not quantify things like emotions, this process is a recipe for disaster and disappointment.
Instead:
1. Curse the photocopier at work for only working when the people who could replace it are around.
2. Call your mother, she has all the answers and talks of all the fish in the sea.
3. Turn that fucking playlist off. Seriously. Anything called "Criers" can only be meant for dark days and we're not doing those anymore.
4. Schedule your volunteer interviews and plan training. That should take two weeks. Seriously. Do it.
Oh diggs, you're only a mess when you want to be.
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Lauren, you've been back from the UK Vacay for less than 48 hours. It is too soon for things to be falling apart, nevermind pulling things back together...
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